EAT TOBACCO
Warning: If you decide to chew the flavored tobacco instead of rolling it in a wrapper, the tobacco will disappear.

GET JAR FROM MY BOX

You remove a large glass tobacco jar from in your maple cigar box.

OPEN JAR

You screw the lid off of the glass tobacco jar.

GET TOBACCO FROM MY JAR (tobacco comes in tins also)

You take a pinch of finely chopped dark leaves from the jar.

ROLL TOBACCO WITH MY WRAPPER

You press the tobacco in a thin line down the length of the leaf wrapper, careful to distribute it evenly.
Roundtime: 15 sec.

Ever so deftly, you roll the leaf wrapper between forefinger and thumb.

The tight little tube feels natural between your fingers as you wind the leaf to its end, anticipation fluttering in your gut. You lick the resin along the remaining edge, press it firmly against itself, and VOILA! It is finished!

SNIFF MY CIGAR

You raise your cigar to your nostril and draw from it deeply.
The anise-flavored aroma of its tobacco tweaks your senses.

GET MATCHBOX FROM MY BAG

You remove a wooden matchbox from in your violet bag.

GET MATCH FROM MY WOOD MATCHBOX

You get a match from your wooden matchbox.

LIGHT MY MATCH

You light the match by flicking it against your thumb.

LIGHT MY CIGAR WITH MY MATCH

You inhale deeply on the cigar. It smokes aromatically as it lights.

DROP MATCH

You drop a burning match.
The burning match goes out, disappearing in a small puff of smoke.

PUFF MY CIGAR (You will get various random combinations of messages as you continue to puff)

• You puff on your black cigar.
  You pucker and blow a ring of anise-flavored smoke into the air.

• You put your cigar to your lips and suck a vigorous puff.
  Parting your lips in a taut oval, you sculpt the smoke in your mouth with your tongue, and blow a pair of interlinked smoke rings into the air.

• You puff on your black cigar.
  You pucker and blow a ring of white smoke into the air. It hangs for a moment, swirling, and then slowly dissipates to nothing.

• You put your cigar to your lips and suck a vigorous puff.
  You pucker and blow a ring of anise-flavored smoke into the air.

PULL MY CIGAR (You will get various random combinations of these messages as you continue to pull your cigar, but if the cigar becomes a stub, see PULL MY CIGAR [stub] below)

• You take a healthy drag from a thick black cigar, filling your cheeks, and with the skill of a true artist, part your lips and inhale the escaping smoke through your nose.
  You blow a smooth stream of smoke out through your nose. It bunches in a swirling cloud in front of you.

• You take a healthy drag from a thick black cigar, filling your cheeks, and with the skill of a true artist, part your lips and inhale the escaping smoke through your nose.
  You purse your lips and blow a stream of smoke out between them.

• A tear wells in your eye as you pull a drag of smoke from your cigar, its anise-flavored aroma twinging sharply as you inhale.
  You purse your lips and blow a stream of smoke out between them.

• A tear wells in your eye as you pull a drag of smoke from your cigar, its anise-flavored aroma twinging sharply as you inhale.
  You purse your lips and blow a stream of anise-flavored smoke out.

• You take a long drag from a thick black cigar.
  You purse your lips and blow a stream of anise-flavored smoke out.

• You take a long drag from a thick black cigar.
  You purse your lips and blow a stream of smoke out between them.

• You take a long drag from a thick black cigar.
  You blow a smooth stream of smoke out through your nose. It bunches in a swirling cloud in front of you.

• You put the cigar to your lips and inhale deeply, letting the anise-flavored aroma descend.
  You purse your lips and blow a stream of anise-flavored smoke out.

• You blow a smooth stream of smoke out through your nose. It bunches in a swirling cloud in front of you.

• A tear wells in your eye as you pull a drag of smoke from your cigar, its anise-flavored aroma twinging sharply as you inhale.
  You blow out a long stream of anise-flavored smoke. It forms a cloud that slowly wafts away.

• You take a long drag from a thick black cigar. The anise-flavored smoke tingles hotly as it goes down.
  You purse your lips and blow a stream of anise-flavored smoke out.

TAP MY CIGAR

You tap the cigar, knocking a clump of ashes to the ground.

Four random messages will happen if you haven't puffed/pulled/tapped cigar for a while.

• Fragrant smoke curls up from the cigar in your hand. It's really starting to cook now!
• The cigar feels warm in your hand.
• Your hand is beginning to feel very warm.
• Your cigar begins to smoke badly. Ash build-up!

PUFF MY CIGAR [stub]

(this is when the cigar has burnt down to a stub)

You puff lightly on the stub. The dirty taste of stale tar rolls thickly over your tongue as you suck smoke into your mouth.

PULL MY CIGAR [stub]

(this is when the cigar has burnt down to a stub)

You take a long drag on your cigar stub. The smoke tastes like a burnt shoe and you cough.

DROP CIGAR

The cigar drops to the ground in a puff of sparks, bounces twice, and goes out.

If you find any other smoking verbs, let us know and send it here

WARNING:  Elanthia's Surgeon General has determined that smoking is bad for your health as well as for others. It can also cause you to wheeze heavily while attempting to climb mountains , ropes, ladders and out of bed.

Updated Sept 11th, 2002