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Let's party like it's 1989!

What's up! The name's Retro_Remix and don't you forget it!

I'm called Retro_Remix cause I'm hung up on the 80's. You heard me, I love that crazy decade between Disco and Baggy jeans. Whether I'm dressing like a young Madonna, listening to Cyndi Lauper, or watching Rainbow Brite, I'll always be in an 80's frame of mind. My friends say I'm a brat and they're probably right. ^_- Oh well, I just gotta be me!


Want to listen to some music while you surf my page?
Just pick a song and enjoy!
(You must have a midi player to play songs)


My Stats

Check out my stats but don't try to fight me 'cause I won't accept. I don't fight! 'Kay?

Your cruisn' for a bruisn'

Neo Morph

Yeppers! I have a Neo Morph form just like everyone else in my family! What's that? What's a Neo Morph? You ask? Wellll... It's part me and part human. Am I confuseing you yet? It happened a while ago. Moonxtal brought home some totally strange goop in four bottles. Samuiyuki, he's the oldest, slurped his down first, then C.B., and when I saw how pretty she was, I was just about jumpin' outa my fur to try mine!

It tasted kinda yucky like the glue from an envlope but I tried to drink every last drop! Wow was I ever dizzy! I sat down and hiccuped a couple times and that was when I felt "the change." My paws grew bigger and looked more like Moonxtal's every second except they're still pink and fuzzy. Then, my legs got longer with the rest of my body. I never had hair before, so I squeeled when dark purple tresses flowed down my head! But I still had my horns, thank Goodness! I was a little upset to find out that I was shorter than C.B., however, Moonxtal said I was young and could still have a growth spurt.

Moon walked me over to the mirror so I could get a good look at myself. I was totally cute! Then she brought over a bag full of clothing. She said she coulden't figure out what type of outfit to buy me, so she just brought what she had and told me to pick something out. I looked through the bag and found a pair of ripped stone-washed jeans, a couple of bandanas, an old faded My Little Pony T-shirt, a bright yellow banana clip, and a denim vest with tons of colorful buttons! I think the black, lacy, fingerless gloves at the bottom of the bag were my favorite accessery though.



Hobbies

If you haven't noticed by now, I love 80's music! Not only that, I love to dance to 80's music. I often go to dance clubs in Neopeia. There's one called the "80's Retro Cafe" that I always go to. C.B., Futekichan, Kosha_ame, and Ling often accompany me for our weekly "Girls night out" every Friday. The cafe has karaoke night on Fridays too. Betya can't guess what I sing!
More than anything in the world, I want to be a star!
Roller-skateing is another passion of mine. That's roller-skateing not roller-blading! Yup, I skate with two wheels on either side of my foot! Thank you very much.


Favorite Stuff

Oooo...Sparkly I love this jewelled collar Moonxtal bought for me.
Rainbows are so cool. Just about every thing I own is rainbow colored. I use this boom box to jam out to my 80's tunes! Video killed the radio star
Squeeky Hay look, it's me! Moonxtal saw this at the toy store and bought me one! She's my favorite toy.
Yummy, it has all the flavers of the rainbow! Cherry, orange, grape,... It's all there
Shake yo groove thang I learned all my hip dance steps from this wonderful book! There's even a chapter on break dancing!
Moonxtal buys a rainbow donut as a treat for me when I'm being good! Yummy in the tummy


My Pet

Check out my petpet! He looks like a cross between a Popple and a Carebear, two popular toys in the 80's, so you know I had to have him. His name's Carebear and Moonxtal bought him for me after I complained that I was the only one who didn't have a pet of her own. Hee hee! It's great to be the baby of the family!

Care Bear Stare!


My Room

Check out my room! It's bright! It's colorful! It just screams me! Now if only I had a bed. But not just any bed. I want a heart shaped bed. Moonxtal said she'd buy me one but it'll take a while because those beds cost a ton. I'm willing to wait 'tho.


Our Shops

Poor Boy Special Poor Thing Special Poor Girl Special
Poor Boy Special

is probably the best stocked of Moonxtal's 3 shops.
Poor Thing Special

The third and final shop of Moonxtal's. We might be useing it for storage in the future.
Poor Girl Special

The sister shop of Poor Boy Special. Our prices are so low that we sell out fast.


You're a child of the 80's if...

  • you have ever owned a pair of spandex pants
  • you knew "The Artist" only as "Prince"
  • you've puff painted a shirt
  • you know who Max Headroom is
  • you've bought a crimping iron
  • your group of friends refered to themselves as "The Goonies", "The Brat Pack", or "The Breakfas Club"
  • you wore biker shorts under a short skirt
  • you believed that "by the power of Grey Skull you HAD the power"
  • you diled 867-5309 just to see if "Jenny" would answer
  • you owned anything Jordache
  • you owned a pair of stone washed or splatter painted jeans
  • you HAD to have your MTV
  • you owned a couple slap on wrist bands
  • you wanted to be the next Karate Kid
  • Neon colors were your fashion statement
  • you collected "Garbage Pail Kids" cards
  • you believed in cute, colorful bears that lived in the clouds
  • you wanted to go Back to the Future
  • you remember a time when MTV played music
  • your first tricycle was a Big Wheels


OMG! How totally Rad are these?
Fire Fly
Tickled Pink Stormy
Bedtime Bear Tender Heart Bear Cheer Bear
Pretty-Bit Puff-Ball party


All images on this page (except the banner at the top which is mine) is (C) to Neopets. I'm just useing them to decorate my page and don't claim them as my own.