*sounds of a recorder playing... badly* Pip: Uuugh! What is that sound!?

	Pixie: *continues to blow through the recorder* Pip: What in heaven's name are you doing?

	Pixie: I'm trying to learn how to play an instrument! I want to be in Uno's band. Pip: HA! That's a laugh! Sorry to break it to you blondy... but you suck!

	Pixie: Practice makes perfect, Pip. Pip: Look, I don't think Uno is looking for any new band members, besides what kind of rock band has recorders in it?

	Pixie: Well, what about piano? I could learn to play a keyboard or something. Pip: Give it up! You're not going to be in any kind of band.

	Pixie: How do you know? They might need me for something! Pip: They won't! For three good reasons! 1) You live in the U.S. and they are in the Philippines. 2) They already have four members, one of which lives in England, they don't need any more band members and 3) Did I mention... YOU SUCK?!

	Pixie: *sighs* I guess you're right... Pip: Of course I'm right, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go somplace quite... my ears are still ringing.